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This product is meant
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dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly
required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not
included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No
other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor
vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to
CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use
other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not
disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult
your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before
date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate.
Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only.
As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a
substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade.
We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For
office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any
mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. process promptly. Post office
will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing.
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not
responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages
resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for
sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below
this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled
check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with
skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly
endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the
Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog.
Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited
time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to
win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary.
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garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire
or flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two
or more. Check here if tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for
children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly
prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless
otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two
alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before
digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in
this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional
transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of
AT&T. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus
comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your
mileage may vary. This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions
of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on
that. Don't quote me on anything. All rights reserved. You may distribute
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subject to change without notice. Illustrations are slightly enlarged to
show detail. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is
unintentional and purely coincidental. Do not remove this disclaimer under
penalty of law. Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat. Do not bend,
fold, mutilate, or spindle. No substitutions allowed. For a limited time
only. This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise
restricted. Caveat emptor. Article is provided "as is" without any
warranties. Reader assumes full responsibility. An equal opportunity
article. No shoes, no shirt, no articles. quantities are limited while
supplies last. If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them
yourself, but return to an authorized service center. Read at your own
risk. Parental advisory - explicit lyrics. Text may contain explicit
materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is
advised. Keep away from sunlight. Keep away from pets and small children.
Limit one-per-family please. No money down. No purchase necessary. You
need not be present to win. Some assembly required. Batteries not
included. Instructions are included. Action figures sold separately. No
preservatives added. Slippery when wet. Safety goggles may be required
during use. Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is
broken. Call before you dig. Not liable for damages arising from use or
misuse. For external use only. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling
develops, discontinue reading. Read only with proper ventilation. Avoid
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near a flammable or magnetic source. Smoking this article could be
hazardous to your health. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence,
is the use of a condom. No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a
physician. May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death.
Articles are ribbed for your pleasure. Possible penalties for early
withdrawal. Offer valid only at participating sites. Slightly higher west
of the Rockies. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Must be 18 to read.
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado,
tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God,
neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or
unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered
serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom
vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and
incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water,
motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof,
broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include,
but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers,
napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays,
knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply. This supersedes all
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