Question: Why do you call yourself the Dart Wizard?
Answer: A long time ago, in the ages before inflation became a major problem and players still played the game for the fun of it...
Question: Excuse me, why the Dart Wizard? I am sure the story is very interesting, but can we take that later?
Answer: Oh, excuse me. Well, during my last days as a mortal I was a notorious dart player, you see it payed very well for a level 19 player to buy a beer, drink it and throw away some hundred darts at the board just to earn some safe exp for money. Nowadays it is much cheeper to buy your levels in the guild, but on the other hand mortals seem to have ridiculous amounts of money anyway.
Question: How did you come up with the idea of creating a dart club?
Answer:
The week after I wizzed and just as I had made by rather spartan but
yet comfortable workroom I got a few wagonloads of used darts. It was
the owner of The Rose and Dragon that wanted me to use my talents as a
creator to help him get rid of all those blunt darts that I had worn
out. I suspect he added the backlog of a year of used darts, but I
couldn't prove it. I found this unused cave below the sea where I
dumped the whole thing for later.
Later I found a cave system that I expanded all the way to the village
church on one end, further north I gave housing for the Chapel of the
Word of Life,
a rather money hungry but yet harmless cult of gold coin worshippers.
In one corner I dug out a large cave and installed the dart club, with
a small bar and a usable dart board.
The rest was lost to the digestinal fluids of the squid.