Thomas Padron-McCarthy
WWW: http://www.lysator.liu.se/~padrone/
E-mail: padrone@lysator.liu.se
Mobile telephone: 070-7347013 (International: +46707347013)

How To Handle Spam

• Put the spammer in front of the spam-handling device.
• Aim the front end of the spam-handling device at the spammer.
• If the spammer won't keep still, it can be difficult to aim the spam-handling device. It is easier if you break his legs first. This may sound cruel, but don't worry - it's not like it's a human or an animal or something.
• Press the big button at the other end of the spam-handling device.
• This solves your problem. The spammer will then burn in hell for ever, as is just and proper.